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Blasted

by Mean Jeans

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1.
Well I used to stay up Lyin’ in my bed Frozen in a panic Like a knucklhead Oh did I do a dum dum? I wonder what I said? Last night at The Palace I shoulda gone to bed I sold all of my records Turned in all of my clothes Throw my phone in the dumpster I don’t give a shit anymore I just don’t give a shit Well I shoulda come back I shoulda let go My head was a pretzel But I don’t care anymore Let ‘em all laugh now cuz I’m reborn I was headed nowhere Now I’m going to the corner store I sold all of my records Turned in all of my clothes Throw my phone in the dumpster I don’t give a shit anymore I just don’t give a shit anymore He just don’t give a shit Anymore Cuz I don’t give a shit No not even a little bit Anymore I don’t give a shit anymore (He just don’t give a shit) I don’t give a shit anymore (He just don’t give a shit) I been trippin’ for too long (He just don’t give a shit) I don’t wanna do this anymore I don’t know where I belong (He just don’t give a shit) But I don’t give a shit Cuz I don’t give a shit No not even a little bit Anymore
2.
Let's Go 01:56
Well I don’t know most anything I let it go and I keep it clean Well I don’t know most anything I let it go Everything most everything Last thing I remember was lying in the street No shoes upon my feet, no wind beneath my wings I woke up, you were standing over me You reached your hand on down to me and said Come on let’s go now baby Come on let’s go now baby
3.
Diagnosis 01:55
Mama why am I like this? Yeah I think I need a diagnosis, oh Ooh mama it’s a crisis yeah I’m a nuisance to myself I know there must be a name for this I know I need to see a therapist yeah Mama, I want a Diagnosis Someone medicate me And tell me why everybody hates me oh Mama, I wanna Examine my mind Find the garbage inside Explain to these people why I’m not right Diagnosis
4.
Lost My Mind 01:18
I lost my mind again (What did he take this time) I lost my mind again (His brain is country fried) I died in an accident No further questions Whoopsie sorry mom Too many jageybombs Why don’t you come along A place where we all belong I died in accident No further questions Forgot to wave bye bye How is my tab so high? So high it touched the sky That’s how I lost my mind
5.
I saw a documentary Tom DeLonge recommended it A deep dive on aliens uh huh Gearing up for my exit 12-pack in my armpit Nobody gonna give a shit uh uh Woah oh I believe that it’s meant to be yeah My life has made no sense to me You’ll be sad to see my letter when I leave It was good while it lasted Now it’s time I get blasted to the moon Blasted to the moon Now I’m stuck in a rabbit hole Read 3,000 articles No way nobody gonna change my mind Cuz baby there ain’t nothin’ This world could offer To a flipped up space case knucklehead like me Woah oh I believe that it’s meant to be yeah My life has made no sense to me You’ll be sad to see my letter when I leave It was good while it lasted Now it’s time I get blasted to the moon How I feel inside It’s filled with slime How much longer can I hold it in? Blasted to the moon
6.
Something’s going on There’s a leak at the plant Employees are dropping dead The honors kids are going nuts We got to get more of that stuff Something’s going on No we’re never gonna survive In the class of nuke ‘em high Something’s going on Squares are starting to transform Into violent perverted creeps Selling radioactive weed Something’s going on No we’re never gonna survive In the class of nuke ‘em high Something’s going on
7.
Reggie 01:29
Reggie’s back. Again He’s back with all his friends But Jason’s not the problem Reggie’s not scared Even if they kill him He’ll be back again So let’s take a good look at the main man Reggie’s back. Again But this time with a plan So let’s go see his brother He’s a righteous dude He lives in a van. He’s got lots of food Now that’s what we all call a good man
8.
We used to have an apartment On the 14th floor We used to go to the downtown In-N-Out But we don’t go there no more There’s a picture of you on my dashboard And your mixtape is turned to ten I hope you know you’re the reason I’m in this Taco Bell parking lot again Oh oh oh oh oh oh I been here for hours Sticking to the driver’s seat Sifting through the dirty wrappers Like reliving the memories There’s a pretty decent connection So I know what’s goin’ down Everybody’s dinner looks better than mine This Taco Bell is not as good as it sounds Oh oh oh oh oh oh Into the Taco Bell parking lot again Hey mama look just how far I got I’m in the Taco Bell parking lot I want to be somewhere else but I’m not Hey mama look just how far I got I’m in the Taco Bell parking lot I want to be somewhere else I don’t wanna be by myself in the Taco Bell parking lot again Meet me in the Taco Bell parking lot again
9.
You’re all messed up Held together with glue Everything is falling apart Look what punk’s done to you You’re all dressed up A steampunk cartoon I don’t wanna be the one to tell ya Look what punk’s done to you Yeah I know it, I’m the same way too Yeah I know it, It’s all coming true So let’s get goin’ to The Slammer soon And take a look at what it’s done to you You’re all puffed up Like a water balloon I love ya buddy but Look what punk’s done to you You’re crusted up On the X-files too Ok that was pretty tight but Look what punk’s done to you Yeah I know it, I’m the same way too Yeah I know it, It’s all coming true So let’s get goin’ to The Slammer soon And take a look at what it’s done to you Look what it’s done to us And look what it’s done to you
10.
Slugs 00:58
I wake up In the middle of the night Remembering the nightmare That is my life I see slugs everytime I see slugs everytime I see slugs everytime Everytime I close my eyes I see trees I see rainbows I see friends giving hugs But most of all Pretty baby I see slugs Lookin’ at you Makes me feel so bad I close my eyes man What choice do I have I see slugs Slugs
11.
Well I think it’s time that I took a stand I wanna be a good boy but I can’t And when I think of all I wanted in this life I could get it from a wild night out with the guys When I see a sixpack of cold Coors Light My eyes light up like Christmas night I put a record on by FYP or the Queers And I pretend that you’re not here I’ll be putting up posters of the dumbest punk rockers and eating macaroni from two weeks ago I’m gonna break up with you I’m gonna break up with you tonight So what am I supposed to do? I’m gonna break up with you So what am I supposed to do? I’m gonna break up with you I’m gonna listen to shittiest pop punk records ever to exist Tell my mama I’m moving back in Fellas get ready for the party to begin I’m gonna break up with you I’m gonna break up with you tonight Or maybe tomorrow
12.
OK this time I think I went too far They shouldn’t have let me in that bar I woulda done at least a dozen more Guess everybody’s got a hungry heart Lyin’ in bed like a vegetable I can’t help it if I’m insatiable Tell my mom that I love her so I took too much what can ya do? I took too much I think I took too much this time I took too much I think I took too much this time And I just could not get enough last night I took too much I think I took too much bye bye Waking up on the bathroom floor In a psychiatric hospital The nurse said I’m the worst case That she ever saw I smiled and said can I get a little more? I took too much I think I took too much this time I took too much I think I took too much this time And I just could not get enough last night I took too much Oh much too much bye bye
13.
Mama said I’m a misfit I always said I didn’t give a shit anymore I don’t know what I did last summer Still don’t know what I did last summer I’m coming down with amnesia And some video head cleaner I don’t know what I did last summer I was there but I just don’t anymore I don’t remember I don’t remember I don’t remember now I don’t remember you I don’t remember you I don’t remember now Mama said I’m mentally ill I think I took too many goof pills I don’t know what I did last summer Still don’t know what I did last summer I should not have had that last one But ya gotta admit that ya gotta have fun yeah I don’t know what I did last summer I was there but I just don’t anymore I don’t remember I don’t remember I don’t remember now I don’t remember you I don’t remember you I don’t remember now People see me in the street They high five me when we meet But it’s all a mystery I saw a picture of you and me The party looked legendary But I can’t recall a thing And I’m all alone again I don’t remember I don’t remember I don’t remember now I don’t know what I did last summer Still don’t know what I did last summer I don’t know what I did last summer now But I’m all alone again
14.
Living large on a credit card I couldn’t tie my shoe Didn’t have much going ’til I met you Now every bar on the boulevard Knows my full name Dad said “son, you’ll regret this one someday” But I’m finding out my life has just begun So swipe it up it’s time that we had fun Woah oh Living large on a credit card Discovering the night This must be what Macaulay Culky felt like Living large on the boulevard There must be some mistake I wanna play but I don’t wanna play it safe But I’m finding out my life has just begun So swipe it up it’s time that we had fun Woah oh Swipe Credit card oh won’t you stay with me Credit card I was lost but now I’m free Living large on a credit card Oh, I’m living large on a credit card mm hmm
15.
Sometimes you’re blotto Sometimes you’re not though And you gotta face another tomorrow Uh oh oh yeah, it’s not easy yeah yeah, it’s not easy to be Ten hours of TV 5 records of Scree-Wea And where did it get me? I don’t know It don’t matter who you are Some things require more Than 3 power chords And that will break your little heart Yeah, it’s not easy Yeah yeah, it’s not easy to be An I-D-I-O-T like me Parasite of society A pop punk casualty Woah oh oh oh A pop punk casualty Sometimes everybody Just wants to party And crank up the Blink 182 But Tom’s voice gets so old And everyone wants to go home What in the heck now can ya do? Yeah, it’s not easy Yeah yeah, it’s not easy to be An I-D-I-O-T like me Parasite of society A pop punk casualty Woah oh oh oh A pop punk casualty Nobody wants to be A pop punk casualty

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15 rapid-fire earworms, covered in all the slime you can handle. Blasted is a frantic joyride that draws equally on tight catchy songwriting and absurd lyrical Easter eggs.

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released February 9, 2024

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